Things I will miss about Capital
Agonizing over the toilet, wondering whether or not Parkhurst puts laxatives in the food Accumulating $109,000 in student loans Racist/homophobic/anti-woman/nihilistic tweets and yaks Taking PoliSci …
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Agonizing over the toilet, wondering whether or not Parkhurst puts laxatives in the food Accumulating $109,000 in student loans Racist/homophobic/anti-woman/nihilistic tweets and yaks Taking PoliSci …
*The following is a work of satire.* The Chimes sucks. That is the opinion of at least one third of the participating students in a …
*The following is a work of satire* This afternoon, Dean of the Conservatory Michael Ledbetter declared that the music school would be making a clean …
*The following is a work of satire* Yesterday, students reported seeing Jason Goma, a 2014 conservatory graduate, solemnly loitering by the fountains. Witnesses say he …
*The following is a work of satire* The philosophy department has received a huge technological upgrade thanks to a generous $15.7 million grant chartered by …
*The following is a work of satire* An uproar has swept through the English and philosophy departments. Yesterday, a student formally cast aside not …