A brief history of coulrophobia

Clown (n): someone who performs in a circus, who wears funny clothes and makeup, and who tries to make people laugh. According to Meriam Webster’s Dictionary, clowns are harmless bozos […]

Chimes shrinks publication to once a year

*The following is a work of satire* In response to a dwindling demand for news and a lacking supply of resources, the Chimes student newspaper has chosen to decrease publication […]