BREAKING: Zombie outbreak reported on campus

The following is a work of fiction based on the zombie outbreak professional development event at Capital University. BREAKING: Last night, Wednesday, Sept. 27, a zombie outbreak began in Battelle […]

Repeat offender charged, arrested for groping on campus

Around 4:30 p.m. on Friday, Lonnie Sturdivant, a registered sex offender and “serial groper,” was arrested by Columbus Police. On Thursday night at approximately 8:30 p.m., Sturdivant inappropriately touched a […]

A brief history of coulrophobia

Clown (n): someone who performs in a circus, who wears funny clothes and makeup, and who tries to make people laugh. According to Meriam Webster’s Dictionary, clowns are harmless bozos […]