The following is a work of fiction based on the zombie outbreak professional development event at Capital University. BREAKING: Last night, Wednesday, Sept. 27, a zombie outbreak began in Battelle […]
Around 4:30 p.m. on Friday, Lonnie Sturdivant, a registered sex offender and “serial groper,” was arrested by Columbus Police. On Thursday night at approximately 8:30 p.m., Sturdivant inappropriately touched a […]
During her first year, President Paul has completed a multitude of important tasks with the goal of creating a memorable atmosphere around Capital.
The housing lottery is the bane of my existence. Each year, students are lumped into three categories: rising senior, rising junior, and rising sophomore. These categories are determined by the […]
As Aramark announces its new 10-year contract as the food provider for Capital University, the management team has also launched its plans to increase the quality of the food on […]
The board of trustees approved a resolution to reunite Capital University with Trinity Lutheran Seminary on Monday, Nov. 7, after 58 years of separation. Trinity’s board had approved the measure […]
Clown (n): someone who performs in a circus, who wears funny clothes and makeup, and who tries to make people laugh. According to Meriam Webster’s Dictionary, clowns are harmless bozos […]