Tank Top Guy, Vape God become campus staples

It’s no secret that we’ve had a cold winter this year. So cold, in fact, that it’s driven even the most resilient of individuals to bundle up. That’s right folks: […]

Provost reveals magical head-rubbing quality

Provost Jody Funion has been hiding something from the Capital community. Although his trademark bald head is well-known on campus, few students are aware of its true power: rubbing Funion’s […]

Horoscopes, March 28-April 4

Aries | March 21 to April 19 Someone unexpected (probably Tank Top Guy) is going to ask you on a date this week. Be mindful with your response. Taurus | […]