Celebrities set resolutions for the new year

As the third and final holiday that completes the so-called “holiday season,” New Year’s Day is always looked forward to by the majority of civilization. Christmas is over, but the […]

BREAKING: Zombie outbreak reported on campus

The following is a work of fiction based on the zombie outbreak professional development event at Capital University. BREAKING: Last night, Wednesday, Sept. 27, a zombie outbreak began in Battelle […]

Provost welcomes students to new yurt

In an effort to be more accessible to students, recently appointed provost and vice president of learning Jody Funion announced that he will be relocating his office to a yurt […]