- Agonizing over the toilet, wondering whether or not Parkhurst puts laxatives in the food
- Accumulating $109,000 in student loans
- Racist/homophobic/anti-woman/nihilistic tweets and yaks
- Taking PoliSci 380 yesterday and not getting my Nobel Prize today
- Fake bells playing hollow songs four minutes too soon
- Hearing about those damned stadium lights just so the team can lose in the dark
- The “conservatory” that has more adjunct staff and out-of-tune instruments than a Conservatory
- The lack of parking and those who drive from Sheridan housing
- The weeks-long period between seasons where rooms are either too hot or too cold
- A $3 cup of grapes
- Idiots rubbing the head of St. Anthony in hopes of finding a brain
- Students throwing desserts and food on the walls outside the MDR
- Libertarians
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