Satire: Horoscopes, March 26-April 2
Aries | March 21 to April 19 You’ll be tempted to text your ex at 3 a.m. out of sheer boredom. Don’t do it, because …
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Satire: New emo student organization forms on campus
Just before campus closed and the university moved to online learning, a group of students banded together to start a new student organization on campus: …
Satire: Squirrels keep residence halls on lockdown
Governor DeWine has a new ally in enforcing the stay-at-home order: the Capital University squirrels. That’s right, the squirrels on campus, notorious for trying to …
Satire: Capital Athletics brings competitive Kabaddi to campus
A new addition to Crusader sports brings a popular south-Asian sport to the athletic line-up. Kabaddi, native to the Indian subcontinent and national sport of …
Satire: An inside look at the lives of former presidential candidates
Since the 2020 election cycle began, roughly 30 candidates took their shot at running for president. All but three of those candidates have dropped out. …
Satire: Computer elves feeling overworked in the midst of pandemic, form union
In the midst of the COVID-19 pandemic, students and employees everywhere have transitioned their daily routines to remote. Classes are being held virtually, office workers …