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Last Thursday morning, university police arrested a homeless man on charges of criminal trespassing, inducing panic, and drug possession after he reportedly entered the Capital …
*The following is a work of satire* Yesterday, adjunct history professor Marvin Saucerman held a Yochum press conference to announce his plan to turn Capital …
*The following is a work of satire* Following the announcement of Capital’s first female president, a brand-new women’s studies department was introduced to campus Monday. …
*The following is a work of satire* “A sport isn’t a sport without competition, and DIII athletes are dealt the toughest hand,” said Dick Brognan, …
For the first time in the university’s 186 years of existence, Capital named its first female president. Dr. Elizabeth “Beth” Paul, current executive vice …
Upon returning to his Capital Commons apartment at 1 a.m. last Saturday, junior Jalen Mitchell found a threatening note with racial slurs and swastikas taped …
