Complete philosophy curriculum to be taught by Siri
*The following is a work of satire* The philosophy department has received a huge technological upgrade thanks to a generous $15.7 million grant chartered by …
Category: Satire
Student feminist rejects third wave, says ocean imagery is part of patriarchy
*The following is a work of satire* An uproar has swept through the English and philosophy departments. Yesterday, a student formally cast aside not …
MOON YOCHUM: Capital University’s New Campus and HQ
*The following is a work of satire* The Board of Trustees announced that, for the past four years, a new campus headquarters has been in …
Campus tours now being hosted at Ohio State
*The following is a work of satire* When incoming first-year Laura Stern and her parents perused the green and spacious courtyard of academic halls and …
Eggplant wins mascot race: Opponents fear eggplant parma-geddan
*The following is a work of satire* After a recent fury of student uproar sparked by an eloquently-written Chimes article, the student government has spoken: …