Conservatory secedes from University
*The following is a work of satire* This afternoon, Dean of the Conservatory Michael Ledbetter declared that the music school would be making a clean …
Student looking to sell $127,944 diploma for cheap
*The following is a work of satire* Yesterday, students reported seeing Jason Goma, a 2014 conservatory graduate, solemnly loitering by the fountains. Witnesses say he …
Complete philosophy curriculum to be taught by Siri
*The following is a work of satire* The philosophy department has received a huge technological upgrade thanks to a generous $15.7 million grant chartered by …
Student feminist rejects third wave, says ocean imagery is part of patriarchy
*The following is a work of satire* An uproar has swept through the English and philosophy departments. Yesterday, a student formally cast aside not …
MOON YOCHUM: Capital University’s New Campus and HQ
*The following is a work of satire* The Board of Trustees announced that, for the past four years, a new campus headquarters has been in …
Campus tours now being hosted at Ohio State
*The following is a work of satire* When incoming first-year Laura Stern and her parents perused the green and spacious courtyard of academic halls and …