Student Government increases presence on campus
Student Government announced a series of “integral changes” last week to make them more relevant on campus, according to a statement released today. In case …
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Nudist colony bares its way into the Commons
A nudist colony was officially unveiled Friday in Commons 569. The colony, named Studiously Streaking, was founded with the intent of providing students with a …
New fraternity Delta Apple Pie seeks members
Spring is upon us, and with the sunshine and tulips also comes spring recruitment for fraternities and sororities. Last spring, a new fraternity called Delta …
Getting to the point: sub shops in Bexley fight for dominance, customers
A new Bexley ordinance has been proposed to help limit the number of sub sandwich shop choices residents have for dining options. Beginning on April …
Sanitary CMC: help keep our building clean
Since Loy Hall was razed to create the Convergent Media Center (CMC), Capital has enjoyed its newest, most pristine building. Loy Hall, originally built in …
Track and field athletes share race day routines
Intense amounts of practice go into being a college athlete. Add the pressure of competition to long hours of practice, and you have a recipe …