Cross country learns to toughen up and fight
The upcoming cross country season will undoubtedly be an important one in the history of the program, as radical changes are underway. This season, head …
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The Chimes moves to printing on toilet paper due to budget cuts
Due to budget cuts and a push by the university to be more environmentally friendly, the Chimes will begin printing on toilet paper starting next …
Student Government increases presence on campus
Student Government announced a series of “integral changes” last week to make them more relevant on campus, according to a statement released today. In case …
Nudist colony bares its way into the Commons
A nudist colony was officially unveiled Friday in Commons 569. The colony, named Studiously Streaking, was founded with the intent of providing students with a …
New fraternity Delta Apple Pie seeks members
Spring is upon us, and with the sunshine and tulips also comes spring recruitment for fraternities and sororities. Last spring, a new fraternity called Delta …
Getting to the point: sub shops in Bexley fight for dominance, customers
A new Bexley ordinance has been proposed to help limit the number of sub sandwich shop choices residents have for dining options. Beginning on April …