Sanitary CMC: help keep our building clean
Since Loy Hall was razed to create the Convergent Media Center (CMC), Capital has enjoyed its newest, most pristine building. Loy Hall, originally built in …
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Track and field athletes share race day routines
Intense amounts of practice go into being a college athlete. Add the pressure of competition to long hours of practice, and you have a recipe …
Aramark finally throws in the towel, White Castle to become new campus dining service
Beginning in the fall, Aramark will be leaving Capital’s campus for good, and White Castle will become the new official food service provider. The MDR …
Brass Ball Pit: Business in the front, party in the back
A new bar and restaurant is coming to town, and they’re not afraid to turn some heads. Get ready for Bexley’s finest sit-down restaurant with …
Cash for Cars: Capital to implement new plans for campus parking lots
After the recent merger with Trinity Lutheran Seminary put Capital into $2 million worth of debt, university officials were desperate to find a new source …
Provost Funion turns yurt-office into bed and breakfast
Provost Jody Funion has turned his office, a yurt on Schaaf lawn, into a bed and breakfast for students disgruntled with their living situation in …