Aramark finally throws in the towel, White Castle to become new campus dining service
Beginning in the fall, Aramark will be leaving Capital’s campus for good, and White Castle will become the new official food service provider. The MDR …
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Brass Ball Pit: Business in the front, party in the back
A new bar and restaurant is coming to town, and they’re not afraid to turn some heads. Get ready for Bexley’s finest sit-down restaurant with …
Cash for Cars: Capital to implement new plans for campus parking lots
After the recent merger with Trinity Lutheran Seminary put Capital into $2 million worth of debt, university officials were desperate to find a new source …
Provost Funion turns yurt-office into bed and breakfast
Provost Jody Funion has turned his office, a yurt on Schaaf lawn, into a bed and breakfast for students disgruntled with their living situation in …
Students aren’t critical of the Chimes because they don’t read it
What do students really think about the Chimes? To get some constructive criticism, we interviewed students around campus, hoping to get as much input as …
University president named new driver of the Drunk Bus
President Paula Bethany is set to become the new Drunk Bus driver in order to chaperone the students’ intoxicated Thursday night adventures and keep them …