Geramee Hensley, managing editor, bids farewell
What’s the point? It’s something I hear a lot around here, first in jest, and then later with a tone of morbid fascination. The underlying …
Jaime Pardo, photographer, bids farewell
(Insert cliché happy college story) Saying goodbye to Capital is such sweet sorrow. I have had such a wonderful experience here since the very beginning when …
Aramark replaces Parkhurst as campus dining service
Last week, Capital terminated its contract with Parkhurst Dining and chose Aramark as its replacement. While Parkhurst’s contract went through June 2016, it included a …
Things I will miss about Capital
Agonizing over the toilet, wondering whether or not Parkhurst puts laxatives in the food Accumulating $109,000 in student loans Racist/homophobic/anti-woman/nihilistic tweets and yaks Taking PoliSci …
Students who don’t read The Chimes hate The Chimes
*The following is a work of satire.* The Chimes sucks. That is the opinion of at least one third of the participating students in a …