Satire: Students discover meth lab in Renner Hall
Capital University’s Renner Hall was recently under investigation as a potential meth lab. Students started to complain about questionable equipment seen in and around the …
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Satire: Capital Athletics to start slap fight team, Will Smith to lead team
The Capital University athletics department has announced the forming of a new sports team on campus, as slap fighting becomes an official university-affiliated sport. Interim …
Satire: China’s Belt and Road Initiative comes to Capital University
In a stunning announcement, Capital University president Dove Coughwoman announced a plan for Capital University to receive funding from China’s Belt and Road Initiative, the …
Anna Sorokin: Rise, fall and ascension of fake German heiress
The notorious case of Anna Sorokin has been brought back into the limelight thanks to “Inventing Anna,” a nine-part Netflix series developed by Shonda Rhimes. …
Capital cars struck by converter burglar
People have been stealing cars, or at least parts of cars, since they were invented over 120 years ago. Capital University was recently the site …
Opinion: Examining state of Capital’s dining experience
Capital currently is using Aladdin Campus Dining to make food for students with meal plans, but let’s take a look at the overall dining experience. …