SATIRE: Top five ways you can avoid your family this Thanksgiving
As Thanksgiving break approaches, students are confronting the fact that they need to return home for the holiday and speak with their families yet again. …
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Satire: Local counselor aims to bridge the age gap between grandparents and grandchildren through conversation
At the dinner table, younger generations find entertainment in their phones–a disparity between the generational gap with older generations. Now, a Bexley counselor has reinvented …
Satire: JoJo Siwa to perform at the university’s 2024 graduation
The university announced that instead of the traditional commencement ceremony, former “Dance Moms” star JoJo Siwa will be brought in to celebrate the Class of …
Satire: Elon Musk controls the weather for profit
In a recent Department of Defense press release, it was revealed that Elon Musk has secretly been controlling the weather to influence the American people. …
Satire: Secret celebrity cloning technology uncovered
In the past few months, people all over the world have been buzzing about certain celebrities acting or appearing slightly different than their normal selves. …
Satire: New students scurry onto campus: #CapFam welcomes cockroaches in the classroom
Recently, the university’s Board of Trustees voted to start charging tuition to cockroaches after several complaints arose from students that the insects were in several …