Student’s unpleasant surprise in food leads to changes in Aramark
*The following is a work of satire* Earlier in March, several complaints were filed by students who found unwanted items in their food from the …
Category: Satire
Student stress prompts wellness excursions to OSU campus
*The following is a work of satire* The stressful and hectic nature of Bexley has prompted the Center for Wellness Health (CWH) to direct students …
Chimes shrinks publication to once a year
*The following is a work of satire* In response to a dwindling demand for news and a lacking supply of resources, the Chimes student newspaper …
Albus the Albino Squirrel Claims His Most Recent Victim
*The following is a work of satire* In September of 2015, now senior Jane Bichols was attacked by a bat upon exiting Blackmore Library and …
Bexley Fire Department Grateful for Weekly Lohman Fire Drills
*The following is a work of satire* The Fire Department of Bexley, Ohio has issued a letter of gratitude to Capital University, particularly to the …
Capital University welcomes Chris Jamison as new Voice faculty
*The following is a work of satire* Interim dean of the conservatory of music, Carol Strawberry, announced this week that Chris Jamison will be the …