Major League Baseball headed downhill
It is no secret that professional baseball is starting to slip in popularity. There are multiple contributing reasons, but it is hard to deny that …
Category: Sports
Indoor percussion combines athletics with art
“The arts” is an umbrella term with many subcategories, and one lesser known athletic art is indoor percussion. Indoor percussion groups have been entertaining fans …
Explaining the troubling trade of Deshaun Watson
The NFL offseason is typically filled with wild ideas that, more times than not, never seem to come to fruition. This offseason, however, has had …
Women’s lacrosse proving to be Capital’s greatest sports team
The Capital University women’s lacrosse season is off to an excellent start, winning each of their first 14 games. Many of these games have come …
Satire: Water polo team dissolved after first practice
Polo is a historically stuffy, snobbish game for rich d-bags to show who had the fastest horse and the longest stick. Water polo, while it …
Satire: Capital athletics disbanded to fund new drag program
Capital University has finally pulled the trigger on dissolving all athletic teams and programs, completely defunding and disbanding them after years of budget cuts. A …