Exploring the 2022 Student Government candidates
Elections are in full swing at Capital University for the new Student Government administration. This year, the first set of candidates are Jonathan Brown, a …
Author: Josh Conturo
Josh Conturo is a reporter for the Chimes and a fourth-year studying Emerging Media with an emphasis on journalism, and loves all things related to cars, coffee, and comedy.
Film Club hosts Oscars watch party
Every year, the Oscars have long been the premier event of the year for cinema and the actors that star in the best movies of …
Satire: Chevy Celebrity is the best car ever created
Many people think that American cars from the 1980s are less than spectacular, needlessly massive, lazy, slow and badly made. However, is it possible that …
Satire: Water polo team dissolved after first practice
Polo is a historically stuffy, snobbish game for rich d-bags to show who had the fastest horse and the longest stick. Water polo, while it …
Capital cars struck by converter burglar
People have been stealing cars, or at least parts of cars, since they were invented over 120 years ago. Capital University was recently the site …
Why Tesla cars are not autonomous
Once upon a time, people thought for sure that there would have been flying cars by now. Remember “Back to the Future: Part 2?” That …