Satire: The Zig introduces new Capital-themed specialty drink
The university’s favorite dive-bar is releasing a new drink to appeal to Capital University students. If you’re a student at Capital University, which if you’re …
Author: Josh Conturo
Josh Conturo is a reporter for the Chimes and a sophomore studying emerging media with an emphasis on journalism, and loves all things related to cars, coffee, and comedy.
Fast food breakfasts that outshine the paper bag
Fast food usually gets a pretty bad reputation, but that bad reputation isn’t always warranted. Chicken in the form of nuggets and sandwiches as well …
The worst cars in history
There have been many terrible things throughout history: used car salesmen, your iPhone running out of storage, Wendy’s running out of spicy chicken nuggets. However, …
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Pals before gals: ValenGuy’s Day plans
Valentine’s Day can, at times, seem like some kind of demented tool to make us feel bad as men and women alike. If you say …
Student fashion on campus: Gucci to Crocs
Fashion tycoons have had huge popular cultural significance forever—Gucci, Michael Kors, and so on—their audience ranging from elementary schoolers to grandparents. However, their hold on …
How to successfully work in groups
Working in groups is one of those things where it can either be great, or awful. The worst part is that it totally depends on …