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Meet the new SCE Associate Director
The university has hired a new Associate Director for the Office of Student and Community Engagement (SCE), Matthew Rhyand. Rhyand spoke in an email about …
Author: Josh Conturo
Josh Conturo is a reporter for the Chimes and a sophomore studying emerging media with an emphasis on journalism, and loves all things related to cars, coffee, and comedy.
Satire: The Zig introduces new Capital-themed specialty drink
The university’s favorite dive-bar is releasing a new drink to appeal to Capital University students. If you’re a student at Capital University, which if you’re …
Fast food breakfasts that outshine the paper bag
Fast food usually gets a pretty bad reputation, but that bad reputation isn’t always warranted. Chicken in the form of nuggets and sandwiches as well …
The worst cars in history
There have been many terrible things throughout history: used car salesmen, your iPhone running out of storage, Wendy’s running out of spicy chicken nuggets. However, …
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Pals before gals: ValenGuy’s Day plans
Valentine’s Day can, at times, seem like some kind of demented tool to make us feel bad as men and women alike. If you say …
Student fashion on campus: Gucci to Crocs
Fashion tycoons have had huge popular cultural significance forever—Gucci, Michael Kors, and so on—their audience ranging from elementary schoolers to grandparents. However, their hold on …