Satire: University bans heterosexuality
Monday, March 27, at approximately 2:16 p.m., university President Kave Daufman declared that heterosexuality is officially prohibited on campus. The choice was made in response …
Author: Kevin Capron
Kevin is a graduating senior majoring in Emerging Media and Journalism. He enjoys learning, traveling and making new friends.
Remembering the life of Leslie Jordan, gay luminaire
Photo taken by Miller Mobley, retrieved from @thelesliejordan on Instagram. Leslie Jordan, an actor, writer, singer and comedian, passed away on Oct. 24, 2022 at …
Understanding the ‘Save Adolescents From Experimentation Act’
House Bill 454 was introduced to the 134th Ohio General Assembly as the “Save Adolescents from Experimentation Act.” The bill’s transphobic tagline transitions into an …
Alcohol Awareness Month: Confessions of an addict
Although April 1 is traditionally a day for playing practical jokes and engaging in shenanigans, the month of April has been allocated to a different …
Satire: Murderous ravens and parrot wreak havoc on campus
Capital Communications released a health advisory two days ago in response to the student tradition of licking the unnamed blue art piece diagonal from Blackmore …
Satire: Capital athletics disbanded to fund new drag program
Capital University has finally pulled the trigger on dissolving all athletic teams and programs, completely defunding and disbanding them after years of budget cuts. A …