Student Government elections 2022: Exploring candidates
Elections are in full swing at Capital University for the new Student Government administration. This year, the first set of candidates are Jonathan Brown, a …
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Capital University Film club hosts Oscars watch party
Every year, the Oscars have long been the premier event of the year for cinema and the actors that star in the best movies of …
Senior soiree coming at end of school year
A red carpet, paparazzi and awards: Student Government is throwing the graduating class of 2022 a senior soiree to celebrate their time at Capital University, …
Satire: Capital announces clown nose mandate
Above image by Parken Brown. Capital University will now require students, faculty and staff to wear clown noses on campus after the rise of a …
Satire: Murderous ravens and parrot wreak havoc on campus
Capital Communications released a health advisory two days ago in response to the student tradition of licking the unnamed blue art piece diagonal from Blackmore …
Satire: Students discover meth lab in Renner Hall
Capital University’s Renner Hall was recently under investigation as a potential meth lab. Students started to complain about questionable equipment seen in and around the …