Satire: ‘The Chimes’ Staff Spends Their Stimulus Checks
With the new round of stimulus checks going out, many have been sharing on social media what their new 1400 dollars will be spent on. …
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Satire: Capital University is recovering from email outage
Students and staff are still recovering from Capital’s latest technical disaster; this time following a complete crash of the Capital University email servers. The outage …
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Satire: “This Race is Called to Order”: Capital University’s Supreme Leader Talks Race to the Finish Line
This spring, it appears that NASCAR Club has taken a spot atop the podium in an unexpected way: by organizing a coup de ’taut within …
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Satire: Germany Called, they want their Berlin Wall Back
Over the weekend, Capital University received a devastating phone call. Germany called and demanded the university’s piece of the Berlin wall be returned. Many students …
SG Elections: Primary Candidate Spotlight
Election season is upon us for Capital University Student Government. The election process features elections for senators representing the various schools of the University, representatives …
Sheetz Proposal Update: Stuck in Zoning Meetings
The future of Leipzig Haus has lately become a point of speculation among the residents and students of Bexley. Last month, the Chimes reported on …