Satire: Capital announces clown nose mandate
Above image by Parken Brown. Capital University will now require students, faculty and staff to wear clown noses on campus after the rise of a …
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Satire: Murderous ravens and parrot wreak havoc on campus
Capital Communications released a health advisory two days ago in response to the student tradition of licking the unnamed blue art piece diagonal from Blackmore …
Satire: Students discover meth lab in Renner Hall
Capital University’s Renner Hall was recently under investigation as a potential meth lab. Students started to complain about questionable equipment seen in and around the …
Satire: Capital Athletics is starting Slap Fight team, with Will Smith as the coach
The Capital University athletics department has announced the forming of a new sports team on campus, as slap fighting becomes an official university-affiliated sport. Interim …
Satire: China’s Belt and Road Initiative comes to Capital University
In a stunning announcement, Capital University president Dove Coughwoman announced a plan for Capital University to receive funding from China’s Belt and Road Initiative, the …
Anna Sorokin: rise, fall and ascension of fake German heiress
The notorious case of Anna Sorokin has been brought back into the limelight thanks to “Inventing Anna,” a nine-part Netflix series developed by Shonda Rhimes. …