Politics: 2020 Bleeds into 2021
While 2021 has seen glimpses of hope, such as the mass rollout of multiple COVID-19 vaccines, it has also seen some of the grim parts …
Local News / News / Satire
Satire: ‘Bed, Bars, and Beyond’: Sheetz taps comforter store to replace the Zig
Rumors of hometown favorite bar the Zig being replaced have been floating around for months now. The chain stores of Sheetz is the one to …
Campus News / Featured / Satire / World News
Satire: Germany Called, they want their Berlin Wall Back
Over the weekend, Capital University received a devastating phone call. Germany called and demanded the university’s piece of the Berlin wall be returned. Many students …
Campus News / News / Satire
Satire: Capital University is recovering from email outage
Students and staff are still recovering from Capital’s latest technical disaster; this time following a complete crash of the Capital University email servers. The outage …
Satire: Journalism has no place in the future
Journalism is on the brink of death. As we progress more as a society, it’s become more apparent that journalism has no place in it. …
Campus News / Feature / Featured / News / Satire / Student Life
Satire: “This Race is Called to Order”: Capital University’s Supreme Leader Talks Race to the Finish Line
This spring, it appears that NASCAR Club has taken a spot atop the podium in an unexpected way: by organizing a coup de ’taut within …