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Satire: Horoscopes: April 2-April 9
Go ahead and treat yourself to that overpriced Starbucks drink. You’re gonna need it. Congratulations, your screen time will be up 10% this week. One …
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Satire: President Carter Announces Intentions to Run for President In 2024
Last week, former President Jimmy Carter, announced his intention to run for President in 2024. James Earl Carter Jr. was the 39th President of the …
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Satire: “This Race is Called to Order”: Capital University’s Supreme Leader Talks Race to the Finish Line
This spring, it appears that NASCAR Club has taken a spot atop the podium in an unexpected way: by organizing a coup de ’taut within …
Satire: Journalism has no place in the future
Journalism is on the brink of death. As we progress more as a society, it’s become more apparent that journalism has no place in it. …
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Satire: Capital University is recovering from email outage
Students and staff are still recovering from Capital’s latest technical disaster; this time following a complete crash of the Capital University email servers. The outage …
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Satire: Germany Called, they want their Berlin Wall Back
Over the weekend, Capital University received a devastating phone call. Germany called and demanded the university’s piece of the Berlin wall be returned. Many students …