Satire: “This Race is Called to Order”: Capital University’s Supreme Leader Talks Race to the Finish Line
This spring, it appears that NASCAR Club has taken a spot atop the podium in an unexpected way: by organizing a coup de ’taut within …
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This spring, it appears that NASCAR Club has taken a spot atop the podium in an unexpected way: by organizing a coup de ’taut within …
Journalism is on the brink of death. As we progress more as a society, it’s become more apparent that journalism has no place in it. …
Students and staff are still recovering from Capital’s latest technical disaster; this time following a complete crash of the Capital University email servers. The outage …
Over the weekend, Capital University received a devastating phone call. Germany called and demanded the university’s piece of the Berlin wall be returned. Many students …
Rumors of hometown favorite bar the Zig being replaced have been floating around for months now. The chain stores of Sheetz is the one to …
Aries | March 21 to April 19 You’ll be tempted to text your ex at 3 a.m. out of sheer boredom. Don’t do it, because …