Women’s lacrosse proving to be Capital’s greatest sports team
The Capital University women’s lacrosse season is off to an excellent start, winning each of their first 14 games. Many of these games have come …
Category: Sports
Satire: Water polo team dissolved after first practice
Polo is a historically stuffy, snobbish game for rich d-bags to show who had the fastest horse and the longest stick. Water polo, while it …
Satire: Capital athletics disbanded to fund new drag program
Capital University has finally pulled the trigger on dissolving all athletic teams and programs, completely defunding and disbanding them after years of budget cuts. A …
Satire: Capital Athletics is starting Slap Fight team, with Will Smith as the coach
The Capital University athletics department has announced the forming of a new sports team on campus, as slap fighting becomes an official university-affiliated sport. Interim …
Columbus Blue Jackets retire Rick Nash’s 61
The Columbus Blue Jackets retired their first number in franchise history on March 5 with Rick Nash’s number 61 going up into the rafters. The …
Is the Cleveland Cavaliers rebuild over?
With the festivities of NBA all-star weekend in the past, many teams are focusing in on the last stretch before it’s time for the playoffs, …