Satire: ‘The Chimes’ Staff Spends Their Stimulus Checks
With the new round of stimulus checks going out, many have been sharing on social media what their new 1400 dollars will be spent on. …
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Satire: Horoscopes: April 2-April 9
Go ahead and treat yourself to that overpriced Starbucks drink. You’re gonna need it. Congratulations, your screen time will be up 10% this week. One …
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Satire: “This Race is Called to Order”: Capital University’s Supreme Leader Talks Race to the Finish Line
This spring, it appears that NASCAR Club has taken a spot atop the podium in an unexpected way: by organizing a coup de ’taut within …
SG Elections: Primary Candidate Spotlight
Election season is upon us for Capital University Student Government. The election process features elections for senators representing the various schools of the University, representatives …
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Capital University Theatre presents “Tell me about it: A One-Act Play Festival”
Capital University Theatre is wrapping up the virtual play season with a festival of one-act plays directed by students, which is set to premiere March …
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Commencement Plans Revealed for 2020, 2021 Graduates
As yet another spring semester comes to a close, many seniors at Capital University are starting to become more excited and curious about the upcoming …