Satire: ‘The Chimes’ cancels print forever
The Chimes has ceased running print editions until the end of time. Since a “stay-at-home” order has been enforced due to the spreading of COVID-19, …
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Satire: Anthony’s Pizzeria defends home turf in first Main St. Food Showdown
You know what they say about March: It tends to involve madness. Although this year there wasn’t an official March Madness bracket for all us …
Satire: Cappy to become new university president
It will soon be the start of a new era for Capital University. In a unanimous vote, the presidential search committee and the board of …
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Breaking: First positive COVID-19 test reported on Bexley campus
Officials have confirmed the university’s first positive COVID-19 test in a recent email to the community.
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Student shares study abroad experience in Kenya
If there’s anything junior Keenan Russell wants you to know about traveling abroad to Kenya, it’s that “Africa is a cool place. It’s not what …
Fast food breakfasts that outshine the paper bag
Fast food usually gets a pretty bad reputation, but that bad reputation isn’t always warranted. Chicken in the form of nuggets and sandwiches as well …