Satire: China’s Belt and Road Initiative comes to Capital University
In a stunning announcement, Capital University president Dove Coughwoman announced a plan for Capital University to receive funding from China’s Belt and Road Initiative, the …
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Satire: Infamous Mountain Dew reporter gone missing
At approximately 4:20 a.m. Saturday, missing person reports surfaced to campus police. The missing person in question is infamous Mountain Dew reviewer, Barken Blue. Rumors …
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Satire: #CapFam Files for Divorce
On Saturday, April 3, an anonymous source with close ties to Capital University submitted documentation showing that our beloved #CapFam has filed for divorce. For …
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Satire: Bald Brawl: Jody and Dave go “Head to Head”
Going bald is an unfortunate natural process that many men have to go through. One study conducted by Buffoons Inc. found that literally all men …
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Satire: Trapital Account Owner Revealed
Last summer, Capital University announced the retirement of the school’s nickname and mascot. Now, Cappy the Crusader is speaking out. In a shocking, tell-all interview, …
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Satire: Capital PD Gets An Upgrade
Police cars have always had an integral part in American pop culture, from The Blues Brothers to video games, the list goes on and on. …