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Satire: #CapFam Files for Divorce
On Saturday, April 3, an anonymous source with close ties to Capital University submitted documentation showing that our beloved #CapFam has filed for divorce. For …
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Satire: Bald Brawl: Jody and Dave go “Head to Head”
Going bald is an unfortunate natural process that many men have to go through. One study conducted by Buffoons Inc. found that literally all men …
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Satire: Trapital Account Owner Revealed
Last summer, Capital University announced the retirement of the school’s nickname and mascot. Now, Cappy the Crusader is speaking out. In a shocking, tell-all interview, …
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Satire: Capital PD Gets An Upgrade
Police cars have always had an integral part in American pop culture, from The Blues Brothers to video games, the list goes on and on. …
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Satire: Horoscopes: April 2-April 9
Go ahead and treat yourself to that overpriced Starbucks drink. You’re gonna need it. Congratulations, your screen time will be up 10% this week. One …
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Satire: President Carter Announces Intentions to Run for President In 2024
Last week, former President Jimmy Carter, announced his intention to run for President in 2024. James Earl Carter Jr. was the 39th President of the …