Satire: New zoo opens at Capital after Columbus Zoo fiasco
One of the main tourist attractions that Columbus offers is the world-famous zoo. Recently, some questionable decisions have resulted in the Columbus Zoo losing its …
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Satire: Chemistry class sparks up controversy
CHEM420 is a new course that will teach students how to grow, sell and smoke marijuana. While the class itself is controversial, many steps have …
Satire: Vespa Vanguards take on the world
Joey Frontier, Provost of Capital University, has announced today that he will be creating a new group for “Vespa Riders,” such as himself. The group …
Satire: Capital announces clown nose mandate
Above image by Parken Brown. Capital University will now require students, faculty and staff to wear clown noses on campus after the rise of a …
Satire: Murderous ravens and parrot wreak havoc on campus
Capital Communications released a health advisory two days ago in response to the student tradition of licking the unnamed blue art piece diagonal from Blackmore …
Satire: Chevy Celebrity is the best car ever created
Many people think that American cars from the 1980s are less than spectacular, needlessly massive, lazy, slow and badly made. However, is it possible that …